Family Vacation 2008

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Things you hope to never say to your children...at least more than once

"Don't put butter in the VCR!"

"Why are you coloring on the ceiling?"

"Please don't eat the dog food...again."

"You're brother is not a trampoline."

"Paste is not a food group."

"Who's footprints are on the ceiling?"

"Don't Bite the Dog!"

"Please don't lick your sister."

"Who left a red crayon in the laundry?"

"Who cut the blanket?


1 comments:

CrystalLilaGrant said...

"No, I will not cut your head off with your lightsaber."