Bad Jokes

These are my favorites, but they are terrible! Brace yourself!

What do you call a cow with only three legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

Why does a cow have legs in the first place?

To prevent it's udder destruction.

What's green and red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

What's green and red and brown and goes round and round?

Same frog, a week later.

What happens if you drink it?

You croak.

Sorry...